Today was the most horrible day of my life, not to mention the final day of my entire human existence. Yes, today was the wedding of the year as Alice wants to call it. EVERYONE was there. And I mean everyone. Renee, Charlie, Mike, Angela, Jessica, Lauren, Eric, Austin, Ben, all the Cullens, the Denali tribe, even the werewolves showed up, much to Emmett's dismay and Charlie's amusement.
It was pretty simple as far as weddings go, thanks to a lot of restrictions on Alice's ideas. I wore a simple dress. It was blue, Edward's idea. Edward wore an ivory tux that, as impossible as this sounds, made him even more handsome than usual. Alice, Esme, Angela and Renee cried. Jacob, Quil and Emmett made fun of me. Rosalie ignored me. As usual.
Alice was my Maid of Honor and Angela was my Bridesmaid. Emmett was the best man and Jasper was the Groom's man. The cake was blue. The bouquet were these bizarrely exotic blue flowers that I've never heard of and don't want to know how expensive they were.
Of course I tripped on my face though. Right in front of everybody. To bad for me that Alice saw it happening and now it's her background. Yeah. She took a picture. So now it's on her myspace. Which I am NOT posting a link to by the way. Enough people saw me fall flat on my face. The thing that really irked me, was that Edward didn't catch me until I was inches from the ground. I think Alice bribed him so she could get the picture.
And of course I am about to have the most WONDERFUL night of my life. Alice went to the store to pick out something special to wear and of course my face was red for the next few days. I have to stop typing now, this ring is wearing down my hand. 13 diamonds people! And the bracelet! That's a lot of bling!
--Isabella Marie Swan--
